Appliances

topic posted Wed, January 21, 2004 - 5:09 PM by  Unsubscribed
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They lack the cachet of power tools, but we all use them; refridgerators, microwaves, toasters, blenders, Hitachi magic wands...

Don't write them off as merely domestic, they can come in handy for other things. A blender is good for pureeing potatoe beetles to discourage them from your garden. A cheap food processor whizziz table scraps into fine chicken feed. A tagsale waterpic is just the thing to blast out those smelly seashells you picked up on the beach last summer. And an electric carving knife? Nothing sculpts foam rubber and styrofoam like an electric carving knife. That and a hot glue gun and acryllic spray paint, and Red Grooms stand aside, you can make anything from a Godzilla costume to life-sized saguaro sculptures.

If you could only have one appliance, what would it be?
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  • Re: Appliances

    Wed, January 21, 2004 - 6:58 PM
    oh shit. glue gun!

    no. wait. hitachi magic wand of course! the one. the only. you can have an orgasm even if you don't want to. so it can't sculpt or carve or glue things together, who f*cking cares?
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      Re: Appliances

      Wed, January 21, 2004 - 7:50 PM
      I gotta agree. If the hous is burning, it's what you save, after the kids and the dog...

      Okay, what are the two appliances you'd chose, if two were all you could have?
      • Re: Appliances

        Wed, January 21, 2004 - 8:11 PM
        ok ok. the house has burned down and I have stuffed the hitachi magic wand in a pillow case with a really pissed of kitty when you weren't looking. the two power tools that I have managed to pull from the inferno whilst totally f*cking up my manicure and melting my metallic green tea nail polish to my fingers for life are the mikita angle grinder and the cordless drill. are you happy now? are you? my nails are totally f*cked! and who is gonna clean up this mess???
  • Re: Appliances

    Thu, January 22, 2004 - 4:13 PM
    Do motorcycles count? If so, that is what I would save in a fire.
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      Re: Appliances

      Thu, January 22, 2004 - 5:06 PM
      Motorcycles fall into the catagory of beloved beings, along with kids and pets. Of course you are going to save your bike.

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